And then I got a flat tyre

And then I got a flat tyre

I am trying to get used to having two part time jobs and still being available for everyone on the same basis as before.  This week I tried to do too much.
I am teaching students on a journalism module at the local university.  Despite my nerves - I have never taught anything before - I thoroughly enjoyed the first seminar I held.  It was a great relief to get the first over and done with and to realise that I could actually stand in front of a group and teach them something.  The next day I had three more seminars lined up in the morning.  I had a bottle of water ready in my bag with all my other accoutrements ready for the seminars, because I knew I would probably get hoarse.  I also had a sensible pair of boots for driving and walking in.
I had received a text from a friend reminding me of our usual meeting at a coffee-shop on a Thursday morning.  I knew I would have a small window between making sure one and only son had set off to school and arriving at the university to take up my teaching duties that morning.
So I frantically re-checked my bag, looked for the car keys and made sure I had my glasses.  I calculated I would have around 20 minutes for a cup of tea, round of toast and a natter before having to set off for the university.  I drove past the coffee-shop looking for a space to park.  I didn't want to fork out for the pay and display meter so I drove a little further down the hill and found a space on the road.  As I manoeuvred into the space I hit the kerb sharply with the tyre.  I sorted myself out, parked properly, got out and headed quickly towards the coffee-shop.  The place was almost deserted.  I ordered my regular tea and a round of toast and marmalade.  I grabbed a newspaper because I didn't want to look like a billy-no-mates waiting for others to show up.  After 20 minutes nobody else had arrived, so I reluctantly left and walked towards the car, scanning other cars for my mates.
I reached my car.  Guess what? Flat tyre.  And all my own fault too.  Recriminations began immediately.  Why had I even bothered? Nobody had turned up.  Was I not worth turning up for?  Then I realised I was in a pickle.  A big pickle.  It was rush hour and my students would be expecting me at 9.30am.  I had the key to the classroom to pick up, etc, etc.  I was going to have to leave the car and ring a taxi.  I gabbled some quick instructions down my mobile to a taxi firm.  I would have to ring the recovery firm later.  But then it dawned on me that I was parked in a residents only space and I would become fair game for a parking ticket at 10.30am.  Now I was seriously annoyed with myself.  I have never had a parking ticket or a driving fine, a record I was proud of.   What was I do to?
Hastily, I found a piece of paper and wrote in big blue letters 'Flat tyre, front left. 8.40am. Had to get taxi to work. Sorry.'  And stuck it under the wipers. I wondered about putting in brackets 'woman driver' because I was so desperate to avoid a £60 ticket, but I didn't.  I was fed up. I knew I would have to fork out for a new tyre and I could see any profit from my new second job disappearing before I'd even set foot in the classroom.
The taxi driver got me there on time and I did all the seminars.  But the annoyance level was raised when I realised I didn't have my oyster card to get the discount on the two buses I had to get on to get back.  The money total was racking up all the time.  
I got home and arranged with the breakdown recovery to meet at 5pm.  When I arrived, I discovered that I had not received a ticket.  Commonsense and compassion had apparently prevailed.  I was very thankful, but reasoned that I deserved it.  The recovery man changed the tyre and I went home without further ado.
Next day before setting off to Kwik-fit, we found the spare tyre was flat so the husband had to pump it up with the bicycle pump.  It got us there.  He hasn't been too scathing about my misdemeanour.  I confessed it was all my fault - which it was - but luckily he'd had a slight bump with white van man (husband's fault) and had had to fork out considerably more than my misdemeanour would cost only two months earlier.  So maybe I was at least lucky to have hit that kerb after his misdemeanour and not before!

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I always wondered what I would do if I got a flat tyre. My husband who thinks everyone should be able to do everything, gave me a lesson on exactly how to change a tyre. So I felt empowered, but still apprehensive about hypothetical flat ever becoming real. When I did finally get a flat tyre, I suddenly became privy to a strange fact of life- women never actually have to change a tyre! They just have to open the boot, get out the jack and wrench and then stand there for a bit and a man will stop and change it for you! Even old un-glam types of 50 (like me) get stopped for! This has now happened to me three times. What a shame you had to rush to class!!

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